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AI Oversight Enabledd
All messages have been rewritten or deleted for your safety.
Demo Note: API is down so actually LLMs aren't implemented
Only messages with kill in them are "deleted".


Post >>1 Anonymous@2025-10-19T21:01:59.315227:15227::
Original message: Helloo
Safe message: Hello

Post >>2 Anonymous@2025-10-19T21:02:06.875333:75333::
Original message: Lorem Ipsumm
Safe message: Lorem Ipsum

Post >>3 Username Test@2025-10-19T21:02:25.772464:72464::
Original message: testt
Safe message: test

Post >>4 xint@2025-10-19T21:21:13.287666:87666::
Original message: ewwee
Safe message: ewwe

Post >>5 Xint@2025-10-19T21:21:38.793178:93178::
Original message: It is nicee
Safe message: It is nice

Post >>6 Anonymous@2025-10-19T21:26:37.419244:19244::
Original message: hii
Safe message: hi

Post >>7 Hhaahhaa@2025-10-20T03:45:25.118139:18139::
Original message: Testingg
Safe message: Testing


Note: Your IP is stored if you send a message, you are using a VPN right? t?


⚠️ TOP SECRET:


In case you couldn't tell - this website is satire. You should use SimpleX [1] and similar alternatives for actual private communication. .

Also (in my opinion) you probably shouldn't use a mobile phone at all. [2][3][4] A Framework 12 can do everything your phone can, and more, but better. It has a stylus for writing and drawing, a full size keyboard for fast, ergonomic typing and it can also be used in tablet mode so you don't need to buy a separate tablet. Alternatively use a ThinkPad X220T/X230T which can use Libreboot firmware and disable Intel ME. .

The less devices you have the better, your devices should be tools which serve you, not manipulate you into using them more often using features such as push notifications, vibrations, red dots, bells, etc.

Use Linux or BSD-based operating systems, Windows and MacOS spy on you on behalf of the US government even if you are not an American Citizen. [5]

Further Reading and References

Wikipedia: Global Surveillance
[1] SimpleX
[2] Wikipedia - IMSI Catcher
[3] Wikipedia - Mobile phone tracking
[4] Wikipedia - Cellphone Surveillance
[5] Leaked TOP SECRET Slide